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Old 09-01-2007, 05:51 PM   #1
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Default So I cheated and toured today for a brief moment

I was going stir crazy, not having been on the bike for three weeks. After the gym I jumped on the bike for a mere forty minutes sitting upright to avoid pressure on the shoulder joint but it was almost as good as sex, of what I can remember.

However, until I'm allowed to do a three or four hour ride, I will not be whole. Forty minutes is a bit like the guy who gets fellatio quickly in the car, it's not real sex, but it's a little nibble which keeps a guy going.
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Old 09-02-2007, 03:02 AM   #2
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Forty minutes is a bit like the guy who gets fellatio quickly in the car, it's not real sex, but it's a little nibble which keeps a guy going.
I disagree about it not being real sex. If it's done well, it's much more than a "little nibble".
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Old 09-02-2007, 04:17 AM   #3
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I disagree about it not being real sex. If it's done well, it's much more than a "little nibble".
I've never been the donor only the recipient, so I'll take your word for it.
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I was going stir crazy, not having been on the bike for three weeks. After the gym I jumped on the bike for a mere forty minutes sitting upright to avoid pressure on the shoulder joint but it was almost as good as sex, of what I can remember.

However, until I'm allowed to do a three or four hour ride, I will not be whole. Forty minutes is a bit like the guy who gets fellatio quickly in the car, it's not real sex, but it's a little nibble which keeps a guy going.
Did you ride one handed or can you put both hands on the bars? I may be running support for a guy next week at Lotoja so I'll check out the course.
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Old 09-02-2007, 05:25 AM   #5
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Did you ride one handed or can you put both hands on the bars? I may be running support for a guy next week at Lotoja so I'll check out the course.
I rode mostly one handed only using the right to break. It feels as if I might have a rotator cuff tear.
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