09-01-2007, 05:51 PM | #1 |
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So I cheated and toured today for a brief moment
I was going stir crazy, not having been on the bike for three weeks. After the gym I jumped on the bike for a mere forty minutes sitting upright to avoid pressure on the shoulder joint but it was almost as good as sex, of what I can remember.
However, until I'm allowed to do a three or four hour ride, I will not be whole. Forty minutes is a bit like the guy who gets fellatio quickly in the car, it's not real sex, but it's a little nibble which keeps a guy going.
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09-02-2007, 03:02 AM | #2 |
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I disagree about it not being real sex. If it's done well, it's much more than a "little nibble".
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09-02-2007, 04:17 AM | #3 |
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I've never been the donor only the recipient, so I'll take your word for it.
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09-02-2007, 05:25 AM | #5 |
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I rode mostly one handed only using the right to break. It feels as if I might have a rotator cuff tear.
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