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BYU71 · 10-15-2007, 07:11 PM

speak out against augmenting the body with tatoo's but not address the augmentation of boobs.

Are students at BYU encouraged not to have boob adjustments.

jay santos · 10-15-2007, 07:17 PM

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Are students at BYU encouraged not to have boob adjustments.

I'm pretty sure the answer is no, because Goatnapper is still a BYU fan.

non sequitur · 10-15-2007, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU71

speak out against augmenting the body with tatoo's but not address the augmentation of boobs.

Are students at BYU encouraged not to have boob adjustments.

Plastic surgeons pay a lot more tithing than tattoo artists.

Archaea · 10-15-2007, 07:28 PM

Tattoos rarely enhance personal appeal and marriage worthiness; augmentation almost always make the gal more marraige worthy.

Isn't everything in the Church about making us more worthy?

BYU71 · 10-15-2007, 07:30 PM

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Tattoos rarely enhance personal appeal and marriage worthiness; augmentation almost always make the gal more marraige worthy.

Isn't everything in the Church about making us more worthy?

New boobs and the work environment could be an unhealthy combination. Perhaps you should only be allowed to have new boobs if you are a stay at home mom.

cougjunkie · 10-15-2007, 07:30 PM

Because no matter how spiritual the brethren are, they are still men.

Requiem · 10-15-2007, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU71

New boobs and the work environment could be an unhealthy combination. Perhaps you should only be allowed to have new boobs if you are a stay at home mom.

Mothers Who Know get boob jobs so they can have stay at home husbands.

Archaea · 10-15-2007, 07:32 PM

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New boobs and the work environment could be an unhealthy combination. Perhaps you should only be allowed to have new boobs if you are a stay at home mom.

A gal can have new boobs if she is your or a much younger version, my date. All others should have flatties or saggies.

BYU71 · 10-15-2007, 07:34 PM

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A gal can have new boobs if she is your or a much younger version, my date. All others should have flatties or saggies.

Perhaps you are onto something there. The church wants single men to get married. All trolling lure is acceptable to accomplish it.

Archaea · 10-15-2007, 07:38 PM

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Perhaps you are onto something there. The church wants single men to get married. All trolling lure is acceptable to accomplish it.

They should still be analogous to vehicles, would you pay 100 K for a car unless you could take it out for a test drive? And more importantly, if you wanted to look at a pre-owned model, don't you really need a mechanic to give you a run-down as well?

For second timers, test drives make lots of sense. And putting on a new set of tires makes it easier to sell the vehicle. All too frequently the only thing coming is a fresh detailing but no upgrades.

10-15-2007, 07:11 PM	#1
BYU71 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,084	Anyone know why the church would speak out against augmenting the body with tatoo's but not address the augmentation of boobs. Are students at BYU encouraged not to have boob adjustments.

10-15-2007, 07:28 PM	#4
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Tattoos rarely enhance personal appeal and marriage worthiness; augmentation almost always make the gal more marraige worthy. Isn't everything in the Church about making us more worthy? __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

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cougjunkie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 5,741	Because no matter how spiritual the brethren are, they are still men. __________________ LINCECUM!