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Old 01-21-2008, 03:51 AM   #1
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Default Funny missionary experience at church today

I attend one of the singles wards in Dallas and we had one of the missionaries give a talk in sacrament meeting today about having success in missionary work. I know how many of you remember how horny you were while serving your missions due to "the adversary", well anyway, he had a freudian slip that went something like this:

"...brothers and sisters, if we work hard, pray and are obedient to the commandments and seek his will, we will have sex. (short pause) ....I mean success."

the congregation and I burst out in laughter.
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Old 01-21-2008, 09:08 PM   #3
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I attend one of the singles wards in Dallas and we had one of the missionaries give a talk in sacrament meeting today about having success in missionary work. I know how many of you remember how horny you were while serving your missions due to "the adversary", well anyway, he had a freudian slip that went something like this:

"...brothers and sisters, if we work hard, pray and are obedient to the commandments and seek his will, we will have sex. (short pause) ....I mean success."

the congregation and I burst out in laughter.
is the singles ward still in richardson?
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is the singles ward still in richardson?
Still on Meandering Way.

I suffer from a chronic case of virginity, that seems to flair up everytime I go, lol.
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