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Flystripper · 01-30-2008, 01:30 AM

Why are there guys that refuse to use the urinal when there are plenty of open spots? These are the same guys that never lift the lid and give DDD his phobia.

Seriously what about a urinal scares some people into closing the door and pissing all over the seat? These types are everywhere and odds are that there are a few on here who are anti urinal.

I can only think of 3 reasons why people would do this.

1. The guy is a homophobe that is worried about dudes checking him out at the urinal.

2. The guy has a small dick and is embarrassed to stand next to others while pissing.

3. The guy is a thoughtless disgusting prick and is the scum of the earth.

anyway...I am glad that we have cleaning crews that come through 3 times a day on our floor. I feel real bad for these people but I am grateful that they do their job. It might be the biggest reason I support amnesty :-)

SoCalCoug · 01-30-2008, 04:01 PM

Urine is actually pretty sanitary. Wipe it off and do your thing.

Didn't anyone see the Mythbusters where they found that a toilet seat was more sanitary than Adam's mouth?

jay santos · 01-30-2008, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Flystripper

Why are there guys that refuse to use the urinal when there are plenty of open spots? These are the same guys that never lift the lid and give DDD his phobia.

Seriously what about a urinal scares some people into closing the door and pissing all over the seat? These types are everywhere and odds are that there are a few on here who are anti urinal.

I can only think of 3 reasons why people would do this.

1. The guy is a homophobe that is worried about dudes checking him out at the urinal.

2. The guy has a small dick and is embarrassed to stand next to others while pissing.

3. The guy is a thoughtless disgusting prick and is the scum of the earth.

anyway...I am glad that we have cleaning crews that come through 3 times a day on our floor. I feel real bad for these people but I am grateful that they do their job. It might be the biggest reason I support amnesty :-)

stage fright?

Clark Addison · 01-30-2008, 04:28 PM

It's certainly not my fault, as I haven't ever been inside a stall here at work, and I've been here 5 years.

01-30-2008, 01:30 AM	#1
Flystripper Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Valencia CA Posts: 1,384	WorK bathroom pet peeve Why are there guys that refuse to use the urinal when there are plenty of open spots? These are the same guys that never lift the lid and give DDD his phobia. Seriously what about a urinal scares some people into closing the door and pissing all over the seat? These types are everywhere and odds are that there are a few on here who are anti urinal. I can only think of 3 reasons why people would do this. 1. The guy is a homophobe that is worried about dudes checking him out at the urinal. 2. The guy has a small dick and is embarrassed to stand next to others while pissing. 3. The guy is a thoughtless disgusting prick and is the scum of the earth. anyway...I am glad that we have cleaning crews that come through 3 times a day on our floor. I feel real bad for these people but I am grateful that they do their job. It might be the biggest reason I support amnesty :-)

01-30-2008, 04:01 PM	#2
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	Urine is actually pretty sanitary. Wipe it off and do your thing. Didn't anyone see the Mythbusters where they found that a toilet seat was more sanitary than Adam's mouth? __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

01-30-2008, 04:28 PM	#4
Clark Addison Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 638	It's certainly not my fault, as I haven't ever been inside a stall here at work, and I've been here 5 years.