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Old 02-02-2008, 10:36 PM   #1
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Does or has anybody on this board suffer from it? Is anybody familiar with treatments that are used for such? This isn't an issue with me--trust me. I'm just throwing out a fealer out there (no pun intended).
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Old 02-02-2008, 11:26 PM   #2
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Does or has anybody on this board suffer from it? Is anybody familiar with treatments that are used for such? This isn't an issue with me--trust me. I'm just throwing out a fealer out there (no pun intended).
Can we speculate on who does?
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Can we speculate on who does?
You could if we wan't to, (in the words of John Faugherty) it aint me. I was just wondering how they treat it.
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You could if we wan't to, (in the words of John Faugherty) it aint me. I was just wondering how they treat it.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks
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Does or has anybody on this board suffer from it? Is anybody familiar with treatments that are used for such? This isn't an issue with me--trust me. I'm just throwing out a fealer out there (no pun intended).
Are you having a difficult time waiting until your DVD gets started? Maybe you should just keep the tv on baseball until your movie is well on its way.
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Old 02-03-2008, 06:54 PM   #6
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When I'm dreaming, all I have to do is see a naked woman and just like that, the volcano erupts. Fortunately, that has not been my experience while awake.

So there's your treatment: snap out of it.
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Does or has anybody on this board suffer from it? Is anybody familiar with treatments that are used for such? This isn't an issue with me--trust me. I'm just throwing out a fealer out there (no pun intended).
I don't have a problem. I make it the full two minutes every time.

I use the Austin Powers method. I think of Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day. I hear thinking of dead puppies during the act works as well.
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Are you having a difficult time waiting until your DVD gets started? Maybe you should just keep the tv on baseball until your movie is well on its way.
LOL

Yeah, my love life is horrible. Ever since the DVD player broke..........
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