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Old 03-12-2008, 10:31 PM   #1
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Seems like a nice girl but not worth self-immolation.

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Old 03-12-2008, 10:36 PM   #2
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Nice going Spitzer, banging a girl who was apparently abused and came from a broken family.
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Old 03-12-2008, 11:08 PM   #3
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I'm guessing her friends list at myspace will rapidly become huge.
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Old 03-13-2008, 01:52 AM   #4
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1805 friends sounds like an explosion but I don't participate so what do I know.
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:26 AM   #5
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The bisexual stripper who has a reality show on mtv called Looking for Love has over one million "friends" on myspace.
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:34 AM   #6
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The bisexual stripper who has a reality show on mtv called Looking for Love has over one million "friends" on myspace.
Will your current avatar be my friend?
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Old 03-13-2008, 03:19 AM   #7
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She's a very pretty girl...but over a thousand bucks an hour?
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Old 03-13-2008, 03:43 AM   #8
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She's a very pretty girl...but over a thousand bucks an hour?
I don't like her nose.

I'm told by persons who claim to know, that two hotties at the Pahrum Chicken Ranch will cost you about 2000 bucks for an hour. So that is apparently the going rate.

That's more in 71's or SU's league than mine.
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Hell, that's more than the cost of Manhattan psychotherapy!
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Old 03-13-2008, 05:00 AM   #10
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I don't like her nose.

I'm told by persons who claim to know, that two hotties at the Pahrum Chicken Ranch will cost you about 2000 bucks for an hour. So that is apparently the going rate.

That's more in 71's or SU's league than mine.
Sure, you "are told" I'll bet it is by "a friend."

I just want to know whether the fee comes with penicillin.
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