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myboynoah · 04-07-2006, 01:14 PM

My wife is a nazi when it comes to dental care. Regular cleanings, new toothbrushes every two months, morning and night flossing and brushing, and fluoride tablets for the kids (oddly, despite being pinko communists, the French never instituted the required fluoridation campaign for the water supply). This has paid off for all of us. Believe it or not, my children, ages 15, 13, 10, and 6, have never had one cavity between them.

Anyway, normally, to avoid confusion, she had bought be a blue toothbrush and her a red one. This worked well for me because I could always reason in my big lunk head that:

1) blue=BYU
2) I'm a BYU fan, hence
3) I use the blue toothbrush

She switched up on me this last time and bought herself a blue toothbrush and me a green one (she reasoned that the green toothbrush had a larger head that was better suited for my larger mouth--yeah sure). Naturally, at some point during the past three weeks I went back to using the blue one (I couldn't separate myself from the perfect logic of blue=BYU, I'm a BYU fan, I use the blue toothbrush).

When I informed her of this mix-up this morning she gave me this horrid look and immediately boiled her blue toothbrush.

:cry:

Robin · 04-08-2006, 02:58 PM

When I brush my teeth, I grab the first toothbrush I can find.

And THAT my friend is when you know the honeymoon is REALLY over.

04-07-2006, 01:14 PM	#1
myboynoah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Memphis freakin' Tennessee!!!!! Posts: 4,530	Well, I think we can safely say the honeymoon is over My wife is a nazi when it comes to dental care. Regular cleanings, new toothbrushes every two months, morning and night flossing and brushing, and fluoride tablets for the kids (oddly, despite being pinko communists, the French never instituted the required fluoridation campaign for the water supply). This has paid off for all of us. Believe it or not, my children, ages 15, 13, 10, and 6, have never had one cavity between them. Anyway, normally, to avoid confusion, she had bought be a blue toothbrush and her a red one. This worked well for me because I could always reason in my big lunk head that: 1) blue=BYU 2) I'm a BYU fan, hence 3) I use the blue toothbrush She switched up on me this last time and bought herself a blue toothbrush and me a green one (she reasoned that the green toothbrush had a larger head that was better suited for my larger mouth--yeah sure). Naturally, at some point during the past three weeks I went back to using the blue one (I couldn't separate myself from the perfect logic of blue=BYU, I'm a BYU fan, I use the blue toothbrush). When I informed her of this mix-up this morning she gave me this horrid look and immediately boiled her blue toothbrush. :cry: __________________ Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!! Religion rises inevitably from our apprehension of our own death. To give meaning to meaninglessness is the endless quest of all religion. When death becomes the center of our consciousness, then religion authentically begins. Of all religions that I know, the one that most vehemently and persuasively defies and denies the reality of death is the original Mormonism of the Prophet, Seer and Revelator, Joseph Smith.

04-08-2006, 02:58 PM	#2
Robin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 961	When I brush my teeth, I grab the first toothbrush I can find. And THAT my friend is when you know the honeymoon is REALLY over.