Kyle Collinsworth

[MikeWaters]

This New Mexico loss has not turned me hater, but it has brought out something that has bugged me all season.

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TEACH KYLE HOW TO RUN? Do not flop your wrists like someone who finds himself "lost" in the Castro District at 2am, wearing vinyl and chains! KEEP YOUR DAMN WRISTS STRAIGHT!

What kind of example is that for our impressionable Aaronic youth that see this fairy-style of running, the vast majority of whom are otherwise destined to be heterosexuals!?

Now don't get me wrong. I don't hate homosexuals. They do some of the finest interior decorating that the world has seen. They are the good people of the world that starch their shirts, comb their hair, and put flowers in the vases of Volkwagon bugs.

And I don't hate Kyle either. Never mind he can't shoot worth a lick, or make a layup in the presence of an opponent with an angry look in his eye.

All I ask is that someone please take him aside and ask him to stop embarrassing the BYU nation with his floppy-wrist running. Is that too much?

[Archaea]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

This New Mexico loss has not turned me hater, but it has brought out something that has bugged me all season.

COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TEACH KYLE HOW TO RUN? Do not flop your wrists like someone who finds himself "lost" in the Castro District at 2am, wearing vinyl and chains! KEEP YOUR DAMN WRISTS STRAIGHT!

What kind of example is that for our impressionable Aaronic youth that see this fairy-style of running, the vast majority of whom are otherwise destined to be heterosexuals!?

Now don't get me wrong. I don't hate homosexuals. They do some of the finest interior decorating that the world has seen. They are the good people of the world that starch their shirts, comb their hair, and put flowers in the vases of Volkwagon bugs.

And I don't hate Kyle either. Never mind he can't shoot worth a lick, or make a layup in the presence of an opponent with an angry look in his eye.

All I ask is that someone please take him aside and ask him to stop embarrassing the BYU nation with his floppy-wrist running. Is that too much?

I wish we had Haws from last year. I prefer Haws to KC.

The loss to Los Lobos bugs me, as it shows we have some of the same flaws as always.