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fusnik11 · 07-03-2006, 06:03 PM

My mom sat me and the fiancee down last night and said, 'I don't know if I should say this, but, you two are ok with sex, right?'

I laughed and laughed, and laughed, as I don't want advice about sex from my mom, but, I do want advice from you all here!

Archaea · 07-03-2006, 06:05 PM

Be patient, read, and love your wife. Put her needs ahead of yours, and do the laundry.

Listen to her needs, ask her and don't be afraid to communicate to find out what she wants. Ask her to be blunt.

Ignore your needs, as if she is happy, you will be.

Ladies first.

Do the laundry and the dishes.

danimal · 07-03-2006, 06:13 PM

Obviously a lot depends on you and your fiancee. I know you aren't the overly prudish type who is so weirded out by getting naked that you can't seal the deal on the first night. However, I'm always surprised at how little people, inside and outside of the church, know about anatomy and sexual response. Particularly the females often don't know what they want, from lack of experimentation, which can make it difficult for you to know how to please. I say lots of blunt discussions and experimenting about what's nice.

bigpiney · 07-03-2006, 06:23 PM

Its kind of messy. Have some kleenex nearby.

Also astroglide is worth its weight in gold.

mpfunk · 07-03-2006, 06:43 PM

My advice is that I hate you.

MikeWaters · 07-03-2006, 07:13 PM

My advice is:

1. Beg
2. Whine
3. Cajole
4. Repeat steps 1-3

tooblue · 07-03-2006, 07:23 PM

We really need some man out there to create a handbook with those 4 points as four chapters!

mpfunk · 07-03-2006, 07:31 PM

I hate everyone who is involved in this thread.

fuegote · 07-03-2006, 07:35 PM

Have the chat now that there are certain needs in a man's life. My mom in law told my wife that and Five years in...

I'm still getting it...

a lot.

and I clean and stuff so that helps.

The sexiest position for a man to be in (one that really turns on the ladies

by the sink cleaning dishes, hunched over cleaning the toilet etc.

fuegote · 07-03-2006, 07:37 PM

last bit of advice from me:

Men are like light switches, we are turned on almost immediately.

Women are like microwaves and it can take a while to heat up.

Take your time and both will enjoy. Hurry and only you will enjoy. (either way, you'll enjoy).

07-03-2006, 06:03 PM	#1
fusnik11 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,506	Any sex advice for me? My mom sat me and the fiancee down last night and said, 'I don't know if I should say this, but, you two are ok with sex, right?' I laughed and laughed, and laughed, as I don't want advice about sex from my mom, but, I do want advice from you all here!

07-03-2006, 06:05 PM	#2
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Be patient, read, and love your wife. Put her needs ahead of yours, and do the laundry. Listen to her needs, ask her and don't be afraid to communicate to find out what she wants. Ask her to be blunt. Ignore your needs, as if she is happy, you will be. Ladies first. Do the laundry and the dishes. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

07-03-2006, 06:13 PM	#3
danimal Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your mom's house Posts: 588	Obviously a lot depends on you and your fiancee. I know you aren't the overly prudish type who is so weirded out by getting naked that you can't seal the deal on the first night. However, I'm always surprised at how little people, inside and outside of the church, know about anatomy and sexual response. Particularly the females often don't know what they want, from lack of experimentation, which can make it difficult for you to know how to please. I say lots of blunt discussions and experimenting about what's nice. __________________ Tobias: You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed, but free to explore extra-marital encounters. Lindsay: Well, did it work for those people? Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...but it might work for us.

07-03-2006, 07:35 PM	#9
fuegote Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 724	Have the chat now that there are certain needs in a man's life. My mom in law told my wife that and Five years in... I'm still getting it... a lot. and I clean and stuff so that helps. The sexiest position for a man to be in (one that really turns on the ladies by the sink cleaning dishes, hunched over cleaning the toilet etc. __________________ http://www.cavaliersbrigade.com home of the greatest fans in MLS.

07-03-2006, 07:37 PM	#10
fuegote Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 724	last bit of advice from me: Men are like light switches, we are turned on almost immediately. Women are like microwaves and it can take a while to heat up. Take your time and both will enjoy. Hurry and only you will enjoy. (either way, you'll enjoy). __________________ http://www.cavaliersbrigade.com home of the greatest fans in MLS.

07-03-2006, 06:23 PM	#4
bigpiney Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Big Pine , CA Posts: 842	Its kind of messy. Have some kleenex nearby. Also astroglide is worth its weight in gold.

07-03-2006, 06:43 PM	#5
mpfunk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,619	My advice is that I hate you.

07-03-2006, 07:13 PM	#6
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	My advice is: 1. Beg 2. Whine 3. Cajole 4. Repeat steps 1-3

07-03-2006, 07:23 PM	#7
tooblue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,016	We really need some man out there to create a handbook with those 4 points as four chapters!

07-03-2006, 07:31 PM	#8
mpfunk Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 2,619	I hate everyone who is involved in this thread.