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Archaea · 12-04-2006, 03:13 PM

who here has found him saying when a game is going badly,

"Geeze I know you don't care, but I wish you did, because they could really use your help. Never mind, they figured it out."

DrumNFeather · 12-04-2006, 03:19 PM

See Florida Down 21-17 and punting...

"Dear God we could really use a Mircale...whoops...wait a sec...nope, never mind God, the idiot Arkansas returner helped us out. Thanks anway...Urban Out!"

BlueHair · 12-04-2006, 04:22 PM

does that mean we can do away with the opening prayer at the games? For that matter, why do we have an opening prayer, but no closing prayer?

12-04-2006, 03:13 PM	#1
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Even though God doesn't care about football who here has found him saying when a game is going badly, "Geeze I know you don't care, but I wish you did, because they could really use your help. Never mind, they figured it out." __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

12-04-2006, 03:19 PM	#2
DrumNFeather Active LDS Ute Fan Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nantucket : ) Posts: 2,566	See Florida Down 21-17 and punting... "Dear God we could really use a Mircale...whoops...wait a sec...nope, never mind God, the idiot Arkansas returner helped us out. Thanks anway...Urban Out!" __________________ "It's not like we played the school of the blind out there." - Brian Johnson.

12-04-2006, 04:22 PM	#3
BlueHair Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Utah Posts: 1,148	If God doesn't care about football, does that mean we can do away with the opening prayer at the games? For that matter, why do we have an opening prayer, but no closing prayer?