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SoCalCoug · 11-04-2005, 05:33 AM

On the front page, there's a little thing that says the most users ever online was 27 on August 8. However, as of August 8, there were only 13 users registered. Trying to pad the stats a little there?

creekster · 11-04-2005, 05:46 AM

But it doesn't say that all 27 were registered, does it?

SoCalCoug · 11-04-2005, 05:48 AM

You're right. Must be lookie-loo's after Mike started the site.

creekster · 11-04-2005, 05:50 AM

BTW, you've probably been asked this, but who IS it in the picture?

SoCalCoug · 11-04-2005, 05:53 AM

It is Jon Locke, Alien Abductee

http://www.stopabductions.com/

SoCalCoug · 11-04-2005, 05:54 AM

Just remember this helpful tip in constructing your alien thought screen helmet:

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NOTE: Minimum shielding is 8 sheets of Velostat 6 mils thick or 12 sheets of Velostat 4 mils thick Some abductees report success with helmets using only 5 sheets of Velostat but 8 sheets are recommended as the aliens transmit a tremendous amount of energy. Use more sheets if you can get them in the hat.

creekster · 11-04-2005, 05:56 AM

That's hilarious. Not only will that nifty hat keep aliens away, but I am certain it iwll also keep most of your frineds and neighbors away as well.

DO you think the site is for real?

SoCalCoug · 11-04-2005, 06:01 AM

Unfortunately, yes. Looking at the links on the side, it looks like this is someone serious about alien abductions.

MikeWaters · 11-04-2005, 12:41 PM

yes, this was after I just started the site, and someone posted about it on CB.

SteelBlue · 11-04-2005, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by SoCalCoug

It is Jon Locke, Alien Abductee

I would have bet a lot of money that it was Captain Kangaroo. That reminds me, I once had to re-agree to the rules on cougarboard because I started a post with the sentence "I'd wager a large sum of money that..."

11-04-2005, 05:33 AM	#1
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	Something's a little fishy there, Mike On the front page, there's a little thing that says the most users ever online was 27 on August 8. However, as of August 8, there were only 13 users registered. Trying to pad the stats a little there? __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

11-04-2005, 05:48 AM	#3
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	You're right. Must be lookie-loo's after Mike started the site. __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

11-04-2005, 05:53 AM	#5
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	It is Jon Locke, Alien Abductee http://www.stopabductions.com/ __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

11-04-2005, 06:01 AM	#8
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	Unfortunately, yes. Looking at the links on the side, it looks like this is someone serious about alien abductions. __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

11-04-2005, 05:46 AM	#2
creekster Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the far corner of my mind Posts: 8,711	But it doesn't say that all 27 were registered, does it?

11-04-2005, 05:50 AM	#4
creekster Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the far corner of my mind Posts: 8,711	BTW, you've probably been asked this, but who IS it in the picture?

11-04-2005, 05:56 AM	#7
creekster Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the far corner of my mind Posts: 8,711	That's hilarious. Not only will that nifty hat keep aliens away, but I am certain it iwll also keep most of your frineds and neighbors away as well. DO you think the site is for real?

11-04-2005, 12:41 PM	#9
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	yes, this was after I just started the site, and someone posted about it on CB.