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Judge ye these three, if ye please
Three men.
One man, a heavy drinker, known to have had at least two affairs with other women while married. Another man, a drunk to the core. A third man, a nondrinker and vegetarian. Rate them.
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05-03-2007, 11:58 PM | #2 |
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yes.
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Not telling. It was a problem posed to my son in school.
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Sheesh! What kind of school does he attend?
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05-04-2007, 12:18 AM | #7 |
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Well then I don't know.
I don't think that number one or two are at all trustworthy. Addicted people are desperate people. Unless number three has some severe digestive problem that prohibits him from eating meat I wouldn't trust him either, extremists are always a bit unstable. If number one was reformed and depending how far in the past these little indiscretions are I might tend to put him at the top of the list as the most likely to get things turned around. |
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Of the three - unless he's a raging alcoholic who would cause serious problems for me - I would only choose to associate with the drunk.
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05-04-2007, 01:41 AM | #9 |
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Sinners, all of them; none of whom deserve to go to heaven on the basis of their own merits.
(Hooray, Christianity!)
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This made me laugh. Well done.
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