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SeattleUte · 06-19-2007, 04:38 AM

Could it be fairly said that Cougarguard is a place of gathering for people damaged by religion?

YOhio · 06-19-2007, 05:16 AM

This could be a good board competition. Who has been injured the most by religion?

As for me, my list is pretty unimpressive. I sprained my ankle pretty bad at in church hoops once; I almost got my junk bitten off by a dog on my mission (I will never again urinate in a dark Taiwanese alley!!!); and I got offended once by a member of the SP when he didn't think my use of MC Hammer's hymn "Pray" was appropriate for an EQ meeting.

BarbaraGordon · 06-19-2007, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

This could be a good board competition. Who has been injured the most by religion?

As for me, my list is pretty unimpressive. I sprained my ankle pretty bad at in church hoops once; I almost got my junk bitten off by a dog on my mission (I will never again urinate in a dark Taiwanese alley!!!); and I got offended once by a member of the SP when he didn't think my use of MC Hammer's hymn "Pray" was appropriate for an EQ meeting.

ooh, fun! I broke my thumb in a youth group volleyball match.

And I was emotionally scarred when my partner failed to pull her weight in the Sunday School three-legged-race and we ended up coming in second. Took years of counseling to get past that one.

Oh, and my backpack was stolen on the church ski trip. Cost me twenty five bucks to replace it!

SeattleUte · 06-19-2007, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by YOhio

This could be a good board competition. Who has been injured the most by religion?

No question, it's Indy.

YOhio · 06-19-2007, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SeattleUte

No question, it's Indy.

You're projecting. Stop it.

YOhio · 06-19-2007, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

And I was emotionally scarred when my partner failed to pull her weight in the Sunday School three-legged-race and we ended up coming in second. Took years of counseling to get past that one.

Glad to know Mormon youth aren't the only ones who have to play those crappy games. Three legged races, potato sack races and similar games all suck.

myboynoah · 06-19-2007, 05:33 AM

I voted no, but am willing to change should Tal Bachman show up. He risked his life.

Jeff Lebowski · 06-19-2007, 05:36 AM

I broke my foot playing church basketball. My wife thought I was faking and told me to buck up and mow the lawn. She felt pretty sheepish when I came home from the doctor's office the next day with a cast on my foot.

Detroitdad · 06-19-2007, 05:48 AM

My family jewels nearly atrophied thanks to the "wisdom" of chastity that hung like a choking fog over the girls of the greater Provo area.

YOhio · 06-19-2007, 02:14 PM

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My family jewels nearly atrophied thanks to the "wisdom" of chastity that hung like a choking fog over the girls of the greater Provo area.

Your little factory was defective if it couldn't release it's oversupply.

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06-19-2007, 04:38 AM	#1
SeattleUte fairlds.org Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 10,665	Cougarguard's mission Could it be fairly said that Cougarguard is a place of gathering for people damaged by religion? __________________ Interrupt all you like. We're involved in a complicated story here, and not everything is quite what it seems to be. —Paul Auster

06-19-2007, 05:33 AM	#7
myboynoah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Memphis freakin' Tennessee!!!!! Posts: 4,530	I voted no, but am willing to change should Tal Bachman show up. He risked his life. __________________ Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!! Religion rises inevitably from our apprehension of our own death. To give meaning to meaninglessness is the endless quest of all religion. When death becomes the center of our consciousness, then religion authentically begins. Of all religions that I know, the one that most vehemently and persuasively defies and denies the reality of death is the original Mormonism of the Prophet, Seer and Revelator, Joseph Smith.

06-19-2007, 05:36 AM	#8
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	I broke my foot playing church basketball. My wife thought I was faking and told me to buck up and mow the lawn. She felt pretty sheepish when I came home from the doctor's office the next day with a cast on my foot. __________________ "... the arc of the universe is long but it bends toward justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.

06-19-2007, 05:16 AM	#2
YOhio AKA SeattleNewt Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,055	This could be a good board competition. Who has been injured the most by religion? As for me, my list is pretty unimpressive. I sprained my ankle pretty bad at in church hoops once; I almost got my junk bitten off by a dog on my mission (I will never again urinate in a dark Taiwanese alley!!!); and I got offended once by a member of the SP when he didn't think my use of MC Hammer's hymn "Pray" was appropriate for an EQ meeting.

06-19-2007, 05:48 AM	#9
Detroitdad Resident Jackass Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Roswell, New Mexico Posts: 1,846	My family jewels nearly atrophied thanks to the "wisdom" of chastity that hung like a choking fog over the girls of the greater Provo area.